Lucky Charms! Rm w/ Bth Near Modern Skatepark! (Royal Oak, Madison Heights)

Hello! May the luck of the Irish be upon you! I'm a 53 year old male seeking room with an attached bath near Modern Skatepark.
(12 mile rd & Stephenson Highway) I'm going to be working from home and consuming Marijuana through a vaporizer so that needs to be ok.
I need high speed internet for my online work.
Please get a hold of me if you have a room with an attached bath where I can vape my weed and make my money.
I can afford to pay around $1,300 a month depending on how nice the place is.
I have no references and no verified income, but I have several six figure bank and trading accounts in my name that I can show you as proof of my ability to pay rent for the next two or three decades.
A picture says a thousand words and if the pictures I have on this add don't inspire you to help me out in the way I'm seeking, then that's your loss.
Main concerns: Room with attached bath.
Fast and reliable internet.
Ability to use it as a residence.
I need to put a bunch of different financial accounts, credit cards, and do my taxes from this room.
Close to Modern Skatepark I don't worry about my car and or where I will have to park it.
Ideally in a garage or secure and reliable off street parking.
Thanks!